Corin has reached his first one hundred days in office, and I would say that he has met all of his legislative goals. He was able to push through his "I want to breathe on my own" bill; he overcame the infamous "Blue Light Baby" smear campaign and got clean of his jaundice light; and who can forget his greatest triumph with the "A nipple in every mouth" agenda - designed to get infants off of tube feedings. I don't think even he predicted the success of this program, as now he cannot stop eating. And yet, despite all of his great accomplishments, the pundits will still say that he is full of s**t, and who are we to argue?
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